Thursday, July 26, 2007

THE BEST OF DCP

"I think five entries are more than enough for each of you in 10 sessions, otherwise it will result in what you call DCP - Desperate Class Participation."
- Professor A T.

With those words from our director, we kick-start the best of DeeSeePee, the only reason some people stay awake in classes.

25 July 2007:

Alphabet-based DCP! :D

Everyone: Sir, consider point A, B, C... (Okay, we overdid this)
Aswini: Suppose we have entity X and Y...
Sarthak: Consider the WBHDB, UPHDB...
Chuck: It doesn't matter if you're from IIM A, B, C, L, I, K...
Rajkaran: Consider a few points... Alpha, Beta, Gamma (this was brilliant!)
Rajkaran: Sir, considering UP (following prof saying 'Uttar Pradesh)
Chuck: (Talking about CSR) Sir, The scheme started by Tata... JRD... (Later) ITC's E-Chaupal scheme...
Vikram: Sir... By ratio, you mean P/Q?
Sahil: Suppose all our problems are on the edge of a circle.. Whose center is O...!!!

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"If a couple wants to divorce, they do not need to form a committee..."
-Cooper, under considerable stress, finally succumbs to DCP in ID.

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The height of DCP

"I don't know what you are talking about, but I don't agree with you."
- (who else?) Dhruv makes his point, or the lack of it...

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1 comment:

Archita said...

Today VNB's class:

VNB: Group 6 you said that you don't want to add new customers.

Amit Monteiro: No sir we didn't

VNB: Yes you did.

AM: Sir we said it but we didn't mean it :P