Sunday, June 10, 2007

MIQuotes!

"Rahul Dravid is often called The Wall. Of course, after his last few performances, we will prefer to call him a brick rather than a wall."
- Professor MJ draws a subtle analogy on consistency.

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"I would like to interrupt you at this point of time."
- Pranav reacting to a question from SCD. This elicited a standing ovation.

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"Selling makeup to a tomboy is like selling condoms to a Buddhist Monk."
- Ashwini makes yet another analogy to drive home his point.

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"There is a black queen. Of course, while playing cards."
- Professor MJ, while teaching us probability.

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"Urrrp!"
- Ashwini, reacting to the above.

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"Can I have the question without voice modulation, please?"
- Kanupriya, to Dhruv during TMM presentation.

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"Sir, that was not for her, it was for you."
- Omprakash, when asked by SV to tone down the applause!


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In the auditorium:
Someone: Sir, can we have transport to go to the station?
KGK: That time we provided you because it was the first time you are coming to Ahmedabad.
Ankit: Sir, this is the first time we are going from Ahmedabad...
Me: :-P

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"BUT!"
- Anshuman rewinds 3 slides, confuses his teammates and the audience, all to give us a passionate BUT! This was the BUT of all jokes for a while.

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"There is no benefit in sleeping"
- PMJ tells Vikram that staying awake is more therapeutic.

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"Sir, we were promised one weekly off and now during orientation itself in 25 days we had just one off... What is this?"
-Ankit makes his frustration known while P A T asks for feedback.

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"What is your genocidal quotient? 10, 1000, 10000. I want you to speak up!"
- SV, amidst Bulgarian authors and gory movies, asks us to pipe up!

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"People of my gender, focus. And people of the opposite gender, concentrate."
-Venugopal, during a gem of a presentation in BizCom.

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"Now, there is nothing epistomological or philosophical about a toothbrush."
- Anshul reminds us that to use the bristled matutinal tool, one does not need to be a sociological expert.

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"Sir, you've asked to answer in ten lines... now the 10 lines means 10 physical lines or 10 sentences?"
-The Quotemeister, Ankit, with a pertinent doubt during the TMM exam.

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"How can you say Narendra Modi is a bad person... Just because he commited genocide?"

-Ankit, yet again, in TMM.

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"One man's porn is another man's poetry."
- Ashwini draws the correlation between blue films and Wordsworth.

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"I've got a suit, a set of slides and I'm from out of town. Now that's what you call a Guru."
- None other than DS himself, while addressing the MICAns.

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"Sir, every person has a birthday... "
- Prerna realises a fact of life while appealing to a confectionery store while practicing for pitching!

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"I am a stud."
- Priyankar Basu lets loose a Pandora's box with this earth-shattering statement.

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"Eco no mix"
- Ramya's GTalk status, on the eve of a MEDS exam.

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"These people are full of bullshit."
- Dhruv, after careful analysis, realises his BE teammates are stuffed with bovine faeces.

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4 comments:

jere said...

dude.. u remembered all those things and penned them down.. u rock..!!! :D

ChUcK said...

Typed them down, actually ;)

Jolly said...

Keep it up dude!!

Jolly said...

and whts prof A tripathi upto , if he 's still around