"I think five entries are more than enough for each of you in 10 sessions, otherwise it will result in what you call DCP - Desperate Class Participation."
- Professor A T.
With those words from our director, we kick-start the best of DeeSeePee, the only reason some people stay awake in classes.
25 July 2007:
Alphabet-based DCP! :D
Everyone: Sir, consider point A, B, C... (Okay, we overdid this)
Aswini: Suppose we have entity X and Y...
Sarthak: Consider the WBHDB, UPHDB...
Chuck: It doesn't matter if you're from IIM A, B, C, L, I, K...
Rajkaran: Consider a few points... Alpha, Beta, Gamma (this was brilliant!)
Rajkaran: Sir, considering UP (following prof saying 'Uttar Pradesh)
Chuck: (Talking about CSR) Sir, The scheme started by Tata... JRD... (Later) ITC's E-Chaupal scheme...
Vikram: Sir... By ratio, you mean P/Q?
Sahil: Suppose all our problems are on the edge of a circle.. Whose center is O...!!!
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"If a couple wants to divorce, they do not need to form a committee..."
-Cooper, under considerable stress, finally succumbs to DCP in ID.
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The height of DCP
"I don't know what you are talking about, but I don't agree with you."
- (who else?) Dhruv makes his point, or the lack of it...
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Thursday, July 26, 2007
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
THE INDRO BHAIYYA CORNER
This is for Indro Bhaiyya quotes only... ;D
"Arre venu tera problem pata hai kya hai, you are not customizing your product (yoga). Wahan saala ladkiyon ka ghaas me lita deta hai, phir sar idhar udhar karne bolta hai, unke kaan me ghaas ghusta hai, wo unhe pasand nahi hai. You should do something about this."
-Indro Bhaiyya does a McKinsey on the declining attendance for Venu's yoga classes.
-Indro Bhaiyya lets his frustration known when the rest of his PAT team tries to be second-rate Wordsworths, while the real intent is to sell cosmetics!
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Venu, Akshay and Indro discussing the merits and demerits of eating dinner in the lawn outside the mess...
Venu: "Abe bahar thanda hota hai yaar, bahar baith ke khana hi thik hai."
Appu: "True."
IB: "No no, you dont know, bahut danger hai saala. Ye saala chota chota frog hota hai na, andhere me kabhi uchhal kar khane me aa gaya to topping ki tarah kha loge tum."
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Courtesy Akshay Appu...
Indro Bhaiya was sitting in the audi with three cushions in his lap. Appu asked for a cushion and Indro declined. After a couple of minutes a girl asked for the cushions and Indro Bhaiya promptly handed over the cushions to her. Now we were on to Indro Bhaiya's case. Indro's reply: "Arre, you are not understanding the logic."
"Arre venu tera problem pata hai kya hai, you are not customizing your product (yoga). Wahan saala ladkiyon ka ghaas me lita deta hai, phir sar idhar udhar karne bolta hai, unke kaan me ghaas ghusta hai, wo unhe pasand nahi hai. You should do something about this."
-Indro Bhaiyya does a McKinsey on the declining attendance for Venu's yoga classes.
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"Arey Baba, I don't understand... Are we selling cosmetics or are we selling poetry?"-Indro Bhaiyya lets his frustration known when the rest of his PAT team tries to be second-rate Wordsworths, while the real intent is to sell cosmetics!
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Venu, Akshay and Indro discussing the merits and demerits of eating dinner in the lawn outside the mess...
Venu: "Abe bahar thanda hota hai yaar, bahar baith ke khana hi thik hai."
Appu: "True."
IB: "No no, you dont know, bahut danger hai saala. Ye saala chota chota frog hota hai na, andhere me kabhi uchhal kar khane me aa gaya to topping ki tarah kha loge tum."
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Courtesy Akshay Appu...
Indro Bhaiya was sitting in the audi with three cushions in his lap. Appu asked for a cushion and Indro declined. After a couple of minutes a girl asked for the cushions and Indro Bhaiya promptly handed over the cushions to her. Now we were on to Indro Bhaiya's case. Indro's reply: "Arre, you are not understanding the logic."
Sunday, June 10, 2007
MIQuotes!
"Rahul Dravid is often called The Wall. Of course, after his last few performances, we will prefer to call him a brick rather than a wall."
- Professor MJ draws a subtle analogy on consistency.
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"I would like to interrupt you at this point of time."
- Pranav reacting to a question from SCD. This elicited a standing ovation.
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"Selling makeup to a tomboy is like selling condoms to a Buddhist Monk."
- Ashwini makes yet another analogy to drive home his point.
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"There is a black queen. Of course, while playing cards."
- Professor MJ, while teaching us probability.
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"Urrrp!"
- Ashwini, reacting to the above.
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"Can I have the question without voice modulation, please?"
- Kanupriya, to Dhruv during TMM presentation.
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"Sir, that was not for her, it was for you."
- Omprakash, when asked by SV to tone down the applause!
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In the auditorium:
Someone: Sir, can we have transport to go to the station?
KGK: That time we provided you because it was the first time you are coming to Ahmedabad.
Ankit: Sir, this is the first time we are going from Ahmedabad...
Me: :-P
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"BUT!"
- Anshuman rewinds 3 slides, confuses his teammates and the audience, all to give us a passionate BUT! This was the BUT of all jokes for a while.
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"There is no benefit in sleeping"
- PMJ tells Vikram that staying awake is more therapeutic.
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"Sir, we were promised one weekly off and now during orientation itself in 25 days we had just one off... What is this?"
-Ankit makes his frustration known while P A T asks for feedback.
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"What is your genocidal quotient? 10, 1000, 10000. I want you to speak up!"
- SV, amidst Bulgarian authors and gory movies, asks us to pipe up!
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"People of my gender, focus. And people of the opposite gender, concentrate."
-Venugopal, during a gem of a presentation in BizCom.
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"Now, there is nothing epistomological or philosophical about a toothbrush."
- Anshul reminds us that to use the bristled matutinal tool, one does not need to be a sociological expert.
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"Sir, you've asked to answer in ten lines... now the 10 lines means 10 physical lines or 10 sentences?"
-The Quotemeister, Ankit, with a pertinent doubt during the TMM exam.
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"How can you say Narendra Modi is a bad person... Just because he commited genocide?"
-Ankit, yet again, in TMM.
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"One man's porn is another man's poetry."
- Ashwini draws the correlation between blue films and Wordsworth.
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"I've got a suit, a set of slides and I'm from out of town. Now that's what you call a Guru."
- None other than DS himself, while addressing the MICAns.
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"Sir, every person has a birthday... "
- Prerna realises a fact of life while appealing to a confectionery store while practicing for pitching!
- Professor MJ draws a subtle analogy on consistency.
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"I would like to interrupt you at this point of time."
- Pranav reacting to a question from SCD. This elicited a standing ovation.
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"Selling makeup to a tomboy is like selling condoms to a Buddhist Monk."
- Ashwini makes yet another analogy to drive home his point.
=
"There is a black queen. Of course, while playing cards."
- Professor MJ, while teaching us probability.
=
"Urrrp!"
- Ashwini, reacting to the above.
=
"Can I have the question without voice modulation, please?"
- Kanupriya, to Dhruv during TMM presentation.
=
"Sir, that was not for her, it was for you."
- Omprakash, when asked by SV to tone down the applause!
=
In the auditorium:
Someone: Sir, can we have transport to go to the station?
KGK: That time we provided you because it was the first time you are coming to Ahmedabad.
Ankit: Sir, this is the first time we are going from Ahmedabad...
Me: :-P
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"BUT!"
- Anshuman rewinds 3 slides, confuses his teammates and the audience, all to give us a passionate BUT! This was the BUT of all jokes for a while.
=
"There is no benefit in sleeping"
- PMJ tells Vikram that staying awake is more therapeutic.
=
"Sir, we were promised one weekly off and now during orientation itself in 25 days we had just one off... What is this?"
-Ankit makes his frustration known while P A T asks for feedback.
=
"What is your genocidal quotient? 10, 1000, 10000. I want you to speak up!"
- SV, amidst Bulgarian authors and gory movies, asks us to pipe up!
=
"People of my gender, focus. And people of the opposite gender, concentrate."
-Venugopal, during a gem of a presentation in BizCom.
=
"Now, there is nothing epistomological or philosophical about a toothbrush."
- Anshul reminds us that to use the bristled matutinal tool, one does not need to be a sociological expert.
=
"Sir, you've asked to answer in ten lines... now the 10 lines means 10 physical lines or 10 sentences?"
-The Quotemeister, Ankit, with a pertinent doubt during the TMM exam.
=
"How can you say Narendra Modi is a bad person... Just because he commited genocide?"
-Ankit, yet again, in TMM.
=
"One man's porn is another man's poetry."
- Ashwini draws the correlation between blue films and Wordsworth.
=
"I've got a suit, a set of slides and I'm from out of town. Now that's what you call a Guru."
- None other than DS himself, while addressing the MICAns.
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"Sir, every person has a birthday... "
- Prerna realises a fact of life while appealing to a confectionery store while practicing for pitching!
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"I am a stud."
- Priyankar Basu lets loose a Pandora's box with this earth-shattering statement.
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"Eco no mix"
- Ramya's GTalk status, on the eve of a MEDS exam.
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"These people are full of bullshit."
- Dhruv, after careful analysis, realises his BE teammates are stuffed with bovine faeces.
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